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To All Blacksmiths from Santa...

Big Bill

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TO:  All Blacksmiths
FROM:  Santa
       I have finally caught on that you clowns have been deliberately misbehaving in order to get free coal.  I considered leaving reindeer xxxx in your stockings, but you characters would cheerfully burn anything in your forges with a carbon content that didn’t cost you anything.     From now on any misbehaving smiths will receive a stocking full of clinker (The only thing you guys WON’T put in your forges)!
       P.S.:  Putting a “Welcome Santa” sign above your forge chimney is NOT funny- A coal fire is over five times hotter than a wood fire!
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