JerryCarroll Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or Both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly Until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinD Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Oh no...I think I'm infected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry W. Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I have been suffering with the signs and symptoms for quite some time. I greatly appreciate the information and will work toward a cure. Thanks, Jerry :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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