irnsrgn Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 At the graveside services for a lawyer turned politician, when they lowered the casket into the hole, the bottom fell out and fire and smoke came up thru the hole and everyone jumped back, question is: how do they go about closing the hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasPowers Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Just keep throwing in lawyers until the devil gets shut of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keykeeper Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 :pJust make it look like an entrance for a secret, underground, no green fees, free drinks at the club, golf course for lawyer-politicians only. After the initial rush, the hole should be full (or at least stopped up for a while). Lawyer-politicians can't resist FREE anything!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habu68 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Ray Bradbury wrote a wonderful story in "Green Shadows, White Whale" of an English Lord that died in Irish village. As the local nar-do-goods assembled around the grave, after following the hearse and several lorries full of fine liqueur to the site, The lawyer read the will: " the liqueur was to be poured into the grave". The riot was soon quelled by a quick thinking constable who suggested that if the lawyer wished to return to London in one piece, that the liqueur should be first passed through the kidneys of those who came to pay their respects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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