you go to a scrap yard on a date
in school you spent more time day dreaming about what you could make with the scrap you found than about girls
you stopped using band-aids because it wase easier to use the iron you just heated.
compasses start pointing to your property
you skip your own birthday party in favor of a hammer-in
you were sad when santa didn't leave you coal
Borax is always at the top of your christmas list