John McPherson Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 ....if your have traded your anvils and vises for cases of PBR and NASCAR memorabilia. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Coke Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 IF..... Your minister ask you .. Do you have any vices? And your response is ... " Sure, 2 post and 3 bench and now that you mention it .. can I put a vise wanted sign in the entrance hall " ? ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimsShip Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 You hand out tetanus shots on Halloween... You use your tobacco spit cup as a quench for scroll tips... When you see a NASCAR crash, you immediately start to think of what you could make from the wreckage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Your request to Santa is to own the wrecker at NASCAR races. Frosty The Lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasPowers Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 If you have ever made tools from Nascar Axles...If you have more anvils than teeth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Special Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 If you're conflicted about anvil shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 If you've given much thought about building a forge that burns nitro methane. Hmmmm, I wonder how fast it'd heat? Frosty The Lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastRonin Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 if you'd pay more for an anvil than you would a used car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 If your anvil's in the garage and you park your car on the lawn. Frosty The Lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRS Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 If you are texturing with a 12 gauge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimsShip Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 "if you have more anvils than teeth!" -Good one! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironwolfforgeca Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 you are a Red Neck Blacksmith if you forge up a bear trap & use it for a door bell, please push here well here you lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasPowers Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I've owned a couple of cars that cost less than some of my anvils----and I buy low cost anvils! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Special Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 If your anvil's in the garage and you park your car on the lawn. Frosty The Lucky. Hey! I resemble that remark..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 you are a Red Neck Blacksmith if you forge up a bear trap & use it for a door bell, please push here well here you lol There ARE folk I like having visit. The sign would have to say something like SOLICITORS please press here. Frosty The Lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Special Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 If you weld without wearing overalls.......(might wanna keep the aloe vera close.) If you weld wearing nothing BUT overalls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Coke Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 If ..... You are invited by the good old boys in town to an ANVIL SHOOT and you take your shotgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashelle Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 .... You think 1 800 anvil support is a phone number. .... You actually have 1 800 anvilsu on speed dial. .... You think rust is a color .... You think soot is a color .... You have a post vise in the front room (I resemble this one) .... You have an anvil or two in the front room (no comment) .... You think coal smoke is a flavor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 If ..... You are invited by the good old boys in town to an ANVIL SHOOT and you take your shotgun If you're invited to go shooting by the good old boys in town and you take a couple anvils. Frosty The Lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Coke Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Frosty,, Ya never heard of anvil skeet in AK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notownkid Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 You take a morning coffee break with the fellows at the scrap yard You get invited to the Christmas Party at the scrap yard You invite the scrap yard owner to your daughter's wedding, you are a redneck blacksmith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Special Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Some of these are hitting a little close. Anvil in the living room, for example........(i really, really oughta move that thing.....or get three more and make a coffee table.) If your friends save their dirt dauber nests, 'cause they know you need flux, might be a redneck blacksmith... If your outdoor anvil's painted, and your house isn't........ If farm auctions up to 50 miles away that you didn't know had your number call you to let you know when they've got blacksmithing tools or just plain "good scrap" AND you go check it out........might be a redneck blacksmith. (last is also a true story, came home from the last one with an 115 lb mousehole, post vise and bunch of good steel (not weighed) for total of about $120....TPAAAT works!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpankySmith Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 You guys are cracking me up, I'm lovin' reading all these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Frosty,, Ya never heard of anvil skeet in AK Sure, we shoot them with anvils, you should see the bandoliers. Frosty The Lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpankySmith Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 If you use a bench grinder to smooth off the edges of a hammer hand callous (true story.. hey, it worked!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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