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A circus performer and his trained seal walks into a bar, where the seal immediately hops up on a stool. The bartender says " We've never had a seal in here before, so your first drink is on the house. What'll it be?" The seal says:

"Anything but a Canadian Club!"

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A piece of bitumen walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Up the back of the bar another piece of bitumen is cursing, swearing, throwing glasses around and picking fights.
So the first piece of bitumen says to the barman "do you want me to sort him out for you?" and the barman replies "no, keep away from him, he's a cycle-path".

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Ooooh - those last two hurt.

A screwdriver walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey! Waddya know, we have a drink named after you". Screwdriver replies, "What? You have a drink named Ygnatius Leon Capparelli, Jr.?"

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An Englishman,Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman says 'whats this, some kind of joke'?

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A guy walks into a bar and when he removes his cap, there is a frog firmly attached to the fore part of his head. The bartender is aghast and says, "What the heck is going on? The frog replies, "He started out as a wart on my XXXX."

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A guy walks into a bar and when he removes his cap, there is a frog firmly attached to the fore part of his head. The bartender is aghast and says, "What the heck is going on? The frog replies, "He started out as a wart on my XXXX."


Now that's funny. Thanks Frank

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a man walks in to a bar orders a beer and asks "could i have a packet of helicopter flavour chips please"barman replied "sorry i only have plain"

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A police detective walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, "Ahhh hell, I'm having trouble solving this string of redneck murders". Bartender wants to be friendly so he asks why. Cop responds, "Well, all the DNA matches and there's no dental records".

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An anvil walks into a bar and orders a beer. A guy at the other end of the bar calls the bartender over and says he thinks the anvil's name is Trenton and asks if the barternder knows for sure. The bartender replies, "I don't know his name but his face rings a bell."

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"I don't know his name but his face rings a bell."


Was'nt that what they said about Quasimodo?

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