It makes the eyes water:

[Sam Thompson]

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[Frosty]

Eyes watering Sam? How so, thinking of getting into itsy bitsy imprecise work?

Frosty the Lucky.

[Sam Thompson]

I know it's a bit puerile but "johnson " has another meaning.

[Frosty]

Yes it does and on so many levels. There's the soap opera theme, "As The Johnson Turns". Heck, I used to work with a guy named Bob Johnson who's initials are . . . Yes, BJ.

I find life so much more fun having a low sense of humor.

Frosty the Lucky.

[Sam Thompson]

According to my mother, I was nearly christened Stuart Henry Innes.

[Frosty]

According to my mother, I was nearly christened Stuart Henry Innes.

Gotta love parents who don't make a joke of the kid's name. My folks almost named me Jack. Maybe our folks heard about the criminal stats regarding kids with joke names?

Frosty the Lucky.

[Mainely,Bob]

Gotta love parents who don't make a joke of the kid's name. My folks almost named me Jack. Maybe our folks heard about the criminal stats regarding kids with joke names?

Frosty the Lucky.

My wife,the spoil sport,refused to name either of my sons Kenneth Ulyses Hackett.Didn`t want them to go thru life as Ken U Hackett.
I did manage to sneak the middle name Buck in on the youngest.He may be Joe B Hackett to everyone else but we know he was born in Texas and is a real southern Buck.

If it`s the simple things in life that are important how come I get no respect?
There`s no life like low life. :)