Steve Sells Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwmotley Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Good 'un Steve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMBO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I never knew flies and folks were so much alike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bentiron1946 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I going to have to share that one!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 What do you call a fly without wings?.................................... A walk. What do you call a dog without legs? Don't call him anything cos he won't come anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseff Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Thank you for the laugh, I really needed it tonight. Joseff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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