How to tell if a fly is a boy or girl

[Steve Sells]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

[jwmotley]

Good 'un Steve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMBO

[Donnie]

I never knew flies and folks were so much alike.

[Bentiron1946]

I going to have to share that one!:D

[Mick]

What do you call a fly without wings?....................................

A walk.

What do you call a dog without legs?

Don't call him anything cos he won't come anyway.

[Joseff]

Thank you for the laugh, I really needed it tonight.
Joseff