Words of Wisdom

[Vladimir Marenus]

"You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!" Originally from the movie Dodgeball, but I've also heard it in reference to my hammer control. *sigh*

[Thomas Dean]

"He doesn't know whether he is fishin' or cuttin' bait" or "washing or hanging out"
"Now THAT went over like a lead bolloon." Mom

[LarryM]

Originally Posted by Bentiron1946

"I can't never did nothing." Mom. I got so tired of hearing that as a kid but she was right.

I can't never did nothing. Then try came along and worked wonders.

My fourth grade teacher Mrs Watkins.

Larry

[FieryFurnaceForge]

"Everyone thinks I am crazy, now I am going to prove it."

"Invention is the mother of necessity" Yes, I did write it that way on purpose. Think about refrigeraters and micro-wave ovens. They were not necessities when they were invented, but they were after they were invented. My sister, she got tongue twisted.

"Fight On!" It's the name of a book.

The kdismith,
Dave Custer

[LITTLEJOHN]

"That went over like a pregnant woman in a high jump."

[gobinu]

Okay, some of these are quite silly so in that vein here is mine,

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."

[Valentin]

"The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." - Albert Einstein

[JohnW]

A little hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? -- I don't know.

[Jerry W.]

"pochodzi z gry krzycząc". Mary Kiolbassa (My Polish Grandmother)
Translated - From playing comes crying

Jerry

[CurlyGeorge]

Prices subject to change, depending on customer's attitude!! If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10.00 charge just for putting up with you!!