Advice

[keykeeper]

"Lack Of Planning On Your Part, Does Not Constitute An Emergency On My Part!"

"Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance"

"Fear not the Cloudy Sky, Only the storm that follows"

[Dodge]

Sign on shop door: "Work done good, fast, cheap. Pick two!"

[cheftjcook]

Getting Quality Work, Is like buying oats!
If you want nice, clean oats, you must pay a fair price;
however if you can be satisfied with oats that have been through the horse - THAT COMES A LITTLE CHEAPER !!

[B. Norris]

If you feel blue,... Start breathing again.

[Gronk]

Saw this sign in a metalshop.

New employee incentive plan:
Do your job or be fired!

[rthibeau]

Shop Rates:
Labor...............................$25 per hour
If you worked on it first.......$50 per hour
If you want to help.............$100 per hour

[B. Norris]

System Analysis is the process of finding exactly the right wrench to pound in the required screw.

[Uncle Levi]

I'd rather be a "maybe" if I cannot be an "are";
For a "maybe" is a "can be" with a chance of reaching par.
I'd rather be a "has been" than a "might have been" by far;
For a "might have been" has never been,
But a "has been" was an "are".

[JerryCarroll]

Winners make things happen~losers let things happen.

[Ten Hammers]

" Idle hands and busy tongue
Do not pay for Egg Fu Yong "