How about definfing some *smithing* ones like:
Power Hammer: a tool used to prevent RSI injuries to the smith by yanking their arms out of their shoulder sockets because they forgot to align the work on the die or let it get too cold.
Anvil: a handy method of increasing ones shoe size through the simple mechanics of dropping it on ones foot. See "Anvil Goose" as well.
Tongs: a tool used to transmit heat from the forge to the blacksmith's hands. Also no tong will ever fit the piece that is ready to remove from the forge *now*
Coal Forge: a tool used to blacken everything near it including the inside of the smith's nose. Also a tool used to heat expensive toolsteel until it burns away to a slagged mess. Also used to destroy a smith's night vision making the trek from the shop to the house an amusing adventure after dark.
etc.
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Thomas
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