A witty saying proves nothing. ---Voltaire
All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. ---Voltaire
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. ---Voltaire
He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really is dead. ---Voltaire
I have only ever made one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it. ---Voltaire
...if you couldn't tell, I'm a big fan of Voltaire.
